For as long as I can remember, I’ve dreamed of installing Spoon radiator hoses on one of my cars. That […]
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If you’ve wondered where I’ve been for the last 6 months, the short answer is: life happened. My friend group […]
October 3, 2025. It had been a while since I ordered anything for the Type R. I was starting to […]
Nearly three years ago, I wrote a blog post titled “Buttonwillow 5/18/23 deeper in the sub-2s”. But that post wasn’t […]
For almost 25 years now, I’ve been installing roll bars into both my cars and friends’ cars, and nothing does […]
Alright, I’ll confess, the title picture featuring my Type R was total clickbait to reel you in! Since this is […]
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Like most car enthusiasts, I’ve been battling hazy, discolored, and yellowed headlights since the early 2000s. Heck, in 2019, after […]
If you’re a loyal Functiontheory reader, you know the past two years have slammed me into Adultsville—population: me, swamped by […]
The Enthusiast’s Dilemma: Chasing the High or Keeping It Real? Let’s be real, petrolheads: fighting the urge to bolt on […]
If you’re like me or any of my friends, you’re probably obsessed with the EVS Tuning GTLM Aero Mirrors. Look, […]